So
today, I was at a small cafe with my eldest
bro and his friends,
and my brother was basically staring at this cute blonde with
blue highlights.
She
noticed it, so after a while she went up to our table, smiled at
him, and said:
"Boy can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I can't help but notice,
you're staring at me.
I know I shouldn't say this, but
i really believe,
I can tell by your eyes that
you're in love with me."
And my brother was confused 'cause her
didn't understand the reference,
but he blushed anyway while his friends
snickered.
He shook his head,
saying that he liked her highlights.
She smiled at him, clearly understanding his confusion,
then left to pay her check and exited the cafe.
And I just stared at my brother in disbelief, and said
"You have just done a terrible
thing"
he didn't get that,
either
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