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If i was a criminal
i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would 
only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man 
with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.
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If i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

72 faves · 5 comments · Oct 6, 2013 5:24am

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lol · haha · criminal · funny

Steve* · 1 decade ago
vv the link omg,why is it not a link e_o
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/maskull-lasserre1.jpeg
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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
lol haha cx
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
If a foot can leave a mark,then so can a wheel u_u
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freak* · 1 decade ago
wheel marks? Sorry :P but that's a beautiful idea anyways :)

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