MissF2F2F2 · 1 decade ago
I had a baby with a dinosaur because I was hungry OHMIGOD. XDD
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
I PEED ON MILEY CYRUS BECAUSE ALIENS TOOK OVER MY BODY OH GOD IM DYING
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DevilAngel69 · 1 decade ago
I got drunk with a serial killer because I'm hot
lol
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MaddiRose · 1 decade ago
I robbed a back with a cookie monster because aliens took over my body. haha
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MaddiRose · 1 decade ago
*bank
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randompanda · 1 decade ago
I got married to mylet cyris because i was hungry XD
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dapz95 · 1 decade ago
I robbed a bank with Harry Styles because I have no life

THAT IS THE BEST SENTENCE I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY :d Thank you for making my wednesday more bearable XD x
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FlawedPerfectly · 1 decade ago
I got drunk with Dr. Phil because Obama made me.

Lol This is too great.
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
I killed Harry Potter because I got major swag... I have never hated myself more than right now.
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BlissfulDisease* · 1 decade ago
I robbed a bank with Harry Styles because Obama made me.
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Bunnies458 · 1 decade ago
I pranked Cookie Monster because I have no life.
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axmariex2013x · 1 decade ago
I played scrabble with Selena Gomez because Obama made me.. XD
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rainbowsandcookies · 1 decade ago
I at Nutella with Voldermort because I'm hot.

Who the chicken mcnugget made this?!
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LostUntilTheEnd · 1 decade ago
I peed on a dinosaur because I was hungry
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isabelhope80 · 1 decade ago
thank god i wasn't born on january 4th and reading this quote with a brown shirt on
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
I got drunk with a horse because Obama made me.
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$* · 1 decade ago
I had a baby with a dinosaur because I'm hot.
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ImNoSuperman · 1 decade ago
I rode a unicorn with Harry Potter because my mum told me to.
omg ahaha
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PopcornSqueak · 1 decade ago
I had a baby with justin bieber because my mum told me to
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Just an average kid* · 1 decade ago
I had a baby with James Franco because my mom told me to.... 0.0 =P
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Worthless* · 1 decade ago
I robbed a bank with Lady Gaga (zomfg<3) because aliens took over my body ;D!!
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