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if you think all Australian’s live on a beach in the middle of a desert with koalas in the house and drinking goon and riding kangaroos and emus and saying g’day all day long then you are 100% correct
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if you think all Australian’s live on a beach in the middle

50 faves · 8 comments · Sep 3, 2013 9:06am

p0kemon

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lol · tumblr · im_not_australian · funny

*SocialCasualty* · 1 decade ago
.... but 5 seconds of summer
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
The best life ever.
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moshturbation* · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA omg :') And they all have thong tans on their foots and like beer guts. I LOVE AUSTRALIANS!
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juju1 · 1 decade ago
I am Australian and i can confirm that this is completely true. and we also wear nothing but shorts, thongs an singlets 24/7.
xx
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Yes! Definitely thongs! Ooooh this is too funny.
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juju1 · 1 decade ago
and our Akubra hats, all the men are call Bruce, and all the women Sheila
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Hahaha I was referring to what Americans call "thongs".
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Bee · 1 decade ago
I know this is a joke but that is 100% wrong hahaha
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