This is gonna be me
someday.
Interviewer: So, who's the special someone in the
song?
Me: Well, *looks at feet* I go to school with him but
he's in a different league, and we also go to the same
camp. We also fight a lot, we usually end up with bruises and
cuts.
Interviewer: *Slightly horrified * Does anyone know?
Me: Yeah, everyone knows. Some are actually entertained
while some people down right hate it.
Interviewer: That's a bit sick, isn't it? Do
your parents know about this?
Me: Of course, why do you think they send me to camp?
But, sometimes my parents want to start a rebellion against
this.
Interviewer: Well, . . . . Okay, then . . . . Can you
tell us the name of the person?
Me: Person? You mean 'persons,' silly. It's
about Leo Valdez. And Draco Malfoy. And Cato.
Interviewer: Draco Malfoy . . . . As in, Harry
Potter?
Me: What do you mean?! Harry Potter's married to
Ginny, silly head.
Interviewer: But . . . . Isn't Draco
married to some other girl?
Me: WHAT?! Is he cheating on me?! Why, I
'otta . . . .
Interviewer: Uhm, so, uh, who are the
other boys . . . .
Me: *Forgets about Draco because of my
favorite boyfriend* Leo? Well, he's a son of
Hephaestus, and he's really funny and adorable! I'll
always be there for him if he wants to break down, and
he'll always be there for me, too. And, Cato is a very
determined person and he loves to fight with a sword! He's
very strong and could easily break your neck! But, of course,
he'd never do that to me!
Interviewer: Uhhhhhh . . .
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