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so my brother's friend was over and she was like, "you should make waffles for your boyfriend and put blue food coloring in them so he literally eats a blue waffle." and i was like,"yo, i'm so doin' that." and my mom was like, "who's your boyfriend?" with a smirk on her face.
and that is the story of how i told my mom about my bf
hashtag she's still in shock
hashtag thanks mom

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