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An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.
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The shoulder: An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown

344 faves · 27 comments · Aug 22, 2013 7:48pm

mtndewhm*

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mtndewhm*


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shoulder · distracted · sexualorgan · funny

Heartless17* · 1 decade ago
lol right! it's sooo stupid!!!!!! like dude, i don't know any guy whose ever gotten hard by shoulders!! like if a chick takes off a sweater with an tank top underneath all s3xual like, that i get, but.... like no one does that....
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meags13 · 1 decade ago
How has nobody said anything about the shoulder being an 'organ' yet
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Tori-bird * · 1 decade ago
I was just about to say that, then I saw this.
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
Details, details.
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★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
lol we have to wear uniforms :L
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*xjillianx* · 1 decade ago
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★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
ours though are skirts to our ankles
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*xjillianx* · 1 decade ago
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★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
ours are green knee socks green skirt to ankles white shirt green jumper tie and if you want a scarf its gotta be the school scarf :L
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
Like damn those shoulders
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requestedroses · 1 decade ago
In my school you can wear the shortest shorts and no one cares but god forbid you wear a tank top
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
One of the rules at my school is that we have to tie our hair because, apparently, if we wear it down, we won't be able to see the teacher and can hide our face.

I'm not even kidding. I know it has nothing to do with 'distracting boys' but still, seriously?
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Some rules for clothing at my school:

1) No tank tops
2) No shorts shorter than mid-thigh
3) No skirts shorter than mid thigh
4) No hats
5) No strapless dresses (not even at prom)
6) No bra straps showing
7) No dying your hair other than a natural color (no pink, blue, orange, etc.)
8) No shoes with heels
9) No V-neck T-shirts

And that's just a FEW.
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Gia2525 · 1 decade ago
Cant even wear a skirt or shorts that go to the knees
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
If you died your hair blue would they make you cut it off? lol
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
Mine are pretty much like that, except 7, we have that rule but no one really enforces it. My favorite of ours is that our underwear line can't show.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I got hard just reading this.
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
Go jerk it to pictures of mid thighs or upper arms, those are really se.xual too.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Send me shoulder pics? pls?
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
God what kind of girl do you think I am?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
;(
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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* · 1 decade ago
Oh yea cuz them is some smexy shoulders. lol.
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
I do have me some smexy shoulders :D
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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* · 1 decade ago
I'm sure you do gurl. lol. ;)
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
in my driving class i wore an off the shoulder shirt and i was told not to because it might distract the guys in the class. if that distracts them then they obviously shouldn't be on the road.
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
The flashing lights on the billboards will probably distract them.
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