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Zayn and Perrie are engaged and
I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT OK WHERE IS MY FOOD IM NOT OK STOP WHY WHAT WHY NO IM NOT OK I REPEAT NOT OK
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Zayn and Perrie are engaged and I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT

139 faves · 31 comments · Aug 21, 2013 5:28pm

Eli22b

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Eli22b


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jariley* · 1 decade ago
sigh, first world problems


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blue_eyed_babe11 · 1 decade ago
I don't see why everyone is upset. Let him be happy, there's thousands of fans and only one him, he cant marry all of his fans.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Obviously you don't understand the life of a professional fangirl.
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
tyler oakley (i ship #Teli)
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blue_eyed_babe11 · 1 decade ago
i'm not a fangirl over anyone but he's like everyone else, and he's happy with perrie period.
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
No, no we're happy for him. Really, though. We are. But that doesn't mean we stopped feeling all these kinds of feels for him, you know? They're still there. So we're happy and stuff for him but we still want to get into his pants, you know what I'm saying?
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blue_eyed_babe11 · 1 decade ago
lol I like your reply the best
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
He was basically about to cry on snapchat, he's the definition of a fangirl.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Here let me break it down for you:
We're all happy for them. Who wouldn't be? They got engaged and soon enough they'll be married. BUT
We're fangirls and obviously I CALLED DIBS but no no one knows how to respect dibs. Like I could go with the polygamy life but then there would be that one extra day each week that we would fight over so.
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
Someone really likes Zayn*-*
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darastarring* · 1 decade ago
*sigh* same im not ok either
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cookii_brookii · 1 decade ago
Breathe deep. Relax. And remember, whatever you do, don't let another one slip through your fingers.
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
I knowww this us not ok like he cant get ENGAGED. No :'(
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
I seriously thought Liam would be first.
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
OMG HE EVEN ASKED HER MUM FOR HER BLESSING UGH HE KILLS ME
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justme02 · 1 decade ago
I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT MY FEELING RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, I AM HAPPY THAT HE IS HAPPY WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE BUT I AM HEARTBROKEN TOO. do you even get what I'm trying to say?
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Let's cry together.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
please
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
okay but who says "it's cool" as a response to having been asked how they feel about being engaged
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Morganne* · 1 decade ago
I died I just died. When I told my friend she was like, 'So?' so I" asked how she would feel if Harry got engaged and she finally understood.
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hiyaxxx · 1 decade ago
If they are engaged now, I think people should stop making so many fan fics about him on tumblr and watt pad because he will probably be a married man soon.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I think we should make more to remember the times we could all have him
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swagamuffintake2 · 1 decade ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
You always have me.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
I feel your pain, I mean Channing Tatum is married.. :'(
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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* · 1 decade ago
I feel your pain.
Adam Levine is engaged, too.
D:
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JustaShyGirl · 1 decade ago
Yeah, to a Victoria's Secret model. How can anyone compete with that?
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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* · 1 decade ago
With a name like Behati Prinsloo.
I mean, come on Adam.
Get serious.
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seafoam* · 1 decade ago
WE MUST GET THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT TIME TOGETHER
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
WAT NO Y
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