one time in
math class my teacher was really mad at us and was
yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW
ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT'S TWO
PLUS TWO?" and poor corey wasn't paying
attention so i leaned over to him and whispered
"seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN"
and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever
will