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me: I should go shower now.
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.
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me: I should go shower now. (five minutes later) (another five

98 faves · Aug 18, 2013 6:23am

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