*at the pool* Liana: "Gabe, you look like such a Guido right now"
Jake: "All you need is a good chain. You're a Guido and she's
your Guido wife *pointing to me*" Liana: "That's called a
guidess" Alexa: "No, it's a guidette" Liana: "Oh. Well that's
stupid" Annaliese: "Wait, what's a Guido?"