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Everything I hate: Volume One

- Slow wifi
- No wifi
- Most people in my town
- Close minded people
- Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
- People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
- People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
- People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
- People who have to argue with everything
(ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
- Slow lines at the store
- Pepsi max
- When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
- When you press send but it doesnt send
- When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
- Teachers who hate you for no reason
- The mini candy bars
- Studying
- Summer homework
- Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
- People who snoop through my phone
- Sneaky parents
- Hypocrites
- Probably you lol



 
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Everything I hate: Volume One - Slow wifi - No wifi - Most people

159 faves · 16 comments · Aug 12, 2013 3:12pm

Eli22b

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Eli22b


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yourtypicalwhitegirl · 1 decade ago
No one hates me, i'm just an innocent girl who idolizes Acacia Clark <3333333
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
"probably you lol"

made my day
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
you..you don't like bubble gum?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
No I do, that was just an example. Like one time a friend of mine posted on facebook "Anybody have good movies on Netflix? I cant find any" and I said watch a tv series and then this kid was like "well not EVERYONE likes tv series Eli" and I almost punched him in the face through my computer screen. I love bubble gum lol
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
by the way, reading this quote made me realize how annoying... the world is... I don't understand why we haven't exploded with anger yet...
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ladiesman2 · 1 decade ago
hey
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
I love Pepsi Max omg.
otherwise I agree ;P
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Ill drink it but I'm just so used to regular pepsi
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
Regular pepsi is better, yeah.. also, is it weird that i prefer pepsi over coca cola? o-o haha.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Nahh. Coca cola is good, especially in a glass bottle.but my mom loves pepsi so. Wanna know what's weird? The fact that I will get a can of soda and put it in a cup.
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
I do that sometimes as well, aha
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
"most likely you." would be more accurate.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Well your username should be *you're cool. So ha
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mads* · 1 decade ago
My parents are sneaky. I will quote what my dad says to me,
"I'm your parent. I'm allowed to go through your stuff."

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chickittylover · 1 decade ago
-people chewing loudly next to me
eSPECIALLY WHEN I NEED HELP ON MATH HOMEWORK AND MY DAD IMMEDIATELY TAKES OUT THE POTATO CHIPS JESUS CHRIST I NEARLY EXPLODE
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
y u hate me eli
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