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weird moments in my life #1
the time i got shoplifting advice.
mom: you two go get labels, and behave.
kenny and i: what do you mean behave?
mom: no shoplifting
kenny (jokeingly to me): yeah because thats a huge problem with you
some guy walking past us: just stiff your pockets
kenny and i: *dieing from laughter*
*we calm down*
me: what just happened?
kenny: i think we just got shoplifting advice.
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weird moments in my life #1 the time i got shoplifting advice.