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You: I have one sock on.
 

Stranger: I have no socks on.
 

You: why?
 

Stranger: im in my bed.
 

You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
 

Stranger: where do you live?
 

You: Canada.
 

Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!

You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.

Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.

You:  I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
 

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7 faves · 1 comments · Aug 9, 2013 4:00am

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_Omegle_ · 1 decade ago
Stranger 1: No offence to Canadians or Americans. I am not from either country, I'm a New Zealander. I just saw this and thought it was funny. Bye.
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