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Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)


I'm really f•cking bored okay. And just for the record; my name is Tyler.

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2 faves · 7 comments · Aug 5, 2013 7:43pm

YouthInRetrospect

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hyperion* · 1 decade ago
Dear Tyler,

I adore you and your quotes from afar (because I'm a f//cking loser). You have a nice lamp (????wat). You make me laugh???//. You should be friends with me. Someday I will fly a plane or something (I don't know if this blank is supposed to be relevant to you???). You + me = ????I don't know????. If I saw you now I’d again, stalk from afar because I'm a shy loser. I want to (((((nO))))) you. I would build a space ship (idk what do the hip kids do nowadays) just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Party Rock Anthem. We could bake muffins???? under the stars.

Love,
Gerard Way

(P.S. I over punctuate and I use parentheses a lot, oops.)
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Dear YouthinNo,
I love you. You have a nice butt. You make me die. You should fck me. Someday I will marry you. You + me = harmony. If I saw you now I'd spontaneously combust. I want to dedicate a shrine to you. I would build a universe just for you. If I could sing you any song, it would be Slob on my Knob by Three 6 Mafia. We could sacrifice goats under the stars.
Love,
Kaytno
(PS. ur mah fave)
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YouthInRetrospect · 1 decade ago
thank u kaytno ur perf x
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Dear Tyler,
I stalk you; You have a nice home. You make me feel obsessive. You should unlock your windows. Someday I will find you. You + me = a restraining order waiting to happen. If I saw you now, I'd follow you to your home. I want to walk to your house with you. I would build a latter just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Call Me Crazy. We could sit under the stars????
Love,
Haleigh

PS. Your walls are a nice color
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YouthInRetrospect · 1 decade ago
Why thank you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing · 1 decade ago
Dear Tyler,
I like you. You have a nice personality. You make me smile with all of your witty comments. You should love yourself more. Someday I will comment you without being annoying. You + me= Friends maybe? If I saw you now I'd be like OMG someone from the internet and probs hug you. I want to hug you. I would build a fro-yo machine just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be More Than Life by Whitley just bc that's been stuck in my head. We could be cute and take cute pics to put on tumblr under the stars.

Love,
Salinna
(P.S. omg sorry this was really crappy i'm just bored)
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YouthInRetrospect · 1 decade ago
AW thank you!! :)
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