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My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch 
animal planet

 he might see his ex girlfriend on there.
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My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet he might

169 faves · 19 comments · Aug 4, 2013 10:29am

*Elena;~ ♥*

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ErinIsTheName* · 1 decade ago
Omg! We had this inside joke in my math class this year. We asked our teacher if he liked zebras and he smiles and goes, "Zebras are nnniiiiicccccceeeee..." It was the scariest and funniest thing that has ever happened in math class. And that's saying a lot cause, it's math class! We drew zebras all over his chalk boards on the last day of school! 😂
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meow* · 1 decade ago
I just died.. XD
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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
I KNOW! He might want her back.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/truus_en_zoo/6075201665/
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
omg
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sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
swerve
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
My boyfriend ?
He is locked in my basement because he might try to run away.
What?
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I broke his feet too- I'm faster then him
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
My boyfriend also isn't allowed to drink any energy drinks. Like what you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? NOT TODAY BUDDY
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
My boyfriend isn't aloud to look at anything except me. He might brake up with me and go for the dead body beside him .
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the Discovery channel, like what the heck you trying to discover? New ways to leave me? UHM NOPE I DON'T THINK SO.




;D
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I like you
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
You too. You're funny. xx
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I am going to steal your face because you are pretty
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Omg if you steal my face people will throw stuff at you and say "EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME EWWW" and then yeah. I wish I had your face. *Sigh*
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
*gives you face *
NOW YOU ARE UGLY
*takes your face*
I am a beauty queen
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, noo, it isn't opposite day yet.(; Therefore, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ♥♥♥♥
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
*dies*
Holy lord of muffins no
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