You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: Whaddup?

Stranger 2: nothing

Stranger 2: im from serbia

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: I am Pizza.

Stranger 1: Bow down to my pepperoni.

Stranger 2: of course ;)

Stranger 1: Worship my cheese.

Stranger 2: i hate cheese

Stranger 1: I DEMAND THAT YOU WORSHIP MY CHEESE.

Stranger 2: im so sorry, but i hate cheese

Stranger 1: NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS.

Stranger 1: I ONLY KNOW PIZZA.

Stranger 1: All is pizza.

Stranger 2: IM THE PIZZA TOO?? O.o

Stranger 1: You do not understand the way of the pizza, my young padawan.

Stranger 1: I am pizza.

Stranger 1: You are not.

Your conversational partner has dissconected.