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I met Eminem once, but it was awkward.
                      His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

 
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I met Eminem once, but it was awkward. His palms were sweaty,

145 faves · 4 comments · Jul 31, 2013 8:43pm

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lol · eminem · funny

KIleygrlly123 · 1 decade ago
HES MY IDOL IM OBSESSED I GOT SO EXCITED AT FIRST OMG
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
LOSE YOURSELFF, OMG I WAS JUSTTT LISTENING TO THAT SONG!
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dream_outloud · 1 decade ago
HE'S NERVOUS BEEN ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY DROPS BOMBS BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING WHAT HE WROTE DOWN THE WHOLE CROWD GOES SO LOUD HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE WORDS DON'T COME OUT HE'S CHOKING HOW EVERYBODY'S CHOKING NOW ARMS UP OVER NOW SNAP BACK TO REALITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY OH HE'S SO MAD BUT HE WINT GIVE UP THAT EASY that's all I know. That's probably not even right
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ZombiexEater* · 1 decade ago
That was the first song I ever heard by Eminem.. oh.. Old memories, XD
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