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Does anyone else start crying
because they realize they aren't British and don't have any excuse to spell with a 'u' like in the word 'favourite' and you can't call your mom 'mum' and your life just sucks because bRITISHNESS EXISTS AND YOU'RE NOT BRITISH WHAT IS THIS WHY AM I AMERICAN WHY
 
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Does anyone else start crying because they realize they aren't

200 faves · 99 comments · Jul 28, 2013 5:16pm

kristabff

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crying · mine · srslytho · canibebritish · funny

zeldaxxx · 1 decade ago
want to know what it's like to be British?
"Why is it raining? Where's the royal baby? Where's gay marriage? WHAT? NO TEA BAGS LEFT? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! (That actually happens) jorden's got another boob job? why is it cold? why is it snowing iN FREAKING MAY??? Fck you david cameron, Ed Balls, Ed Miliband. YAAYYY BORIS JOHNSON!!! Why is it raining again?"
And most of all:
"WHY AM I NOT AMERICAN CAUSE THEN WE HAVE NICE WEATHER?!?!?!"


there you have it. Living in england isn't really that good.
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iLoveTheArts · 1 decade ago
Canadians can spell it that way too lol
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MusicAddicted · 1 decade ago
I finally have a reason to be happy about being british.
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SayNoToGnomes · 1 decade ago
This is why I'm happy to be British. For once.
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Clarice · 1 decade ago
I feel your pain.
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XcocacolaX · 1 decade ago
Omg, everyone likes the British and their accents xD
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Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
wow. i find it so funny how much americans love our accent and stuff....
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
I'm Irish and we spell favourite with a u...
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
Pretty much sums up my whole life
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summmer_love · 1 decade ago
I'm Australian, I do all that stuff :3
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Nina Elizabeth* · 1 decade ago
haha i still spell things favourite and i call my 'mom' mum... but then again im part british...mmmh but im still stuck in america!
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SlowlySinking · 1 decade ago
Lol I'm Canadian and we spell things like Favourite and Colour ;)
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Rachael* · 1 decade ago
nah I'm cool with our Constitution lol
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LiamandSimmy · 1 decade ago
awkward moment when i'm British but want to be American :L && I say mom :p
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Petyr Baelish* · 1 decade ago
Im sure you only want to be English. They're the ones with the accents that everyone is referring to x
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
Nope.. #merrica
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coolsuperstarz · 1 decade ago
omd... x
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
But Krista, what if Dan is really attracted to American Girls
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
oh.. only then will i want to be american (:
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*VA VA VOOM* · 1 decade ago
Being British isn't the best though.I mean, have you seen the weather? Even though we've got Dan and Phil, and yeah, we've got cool accents and sure we've got- I'll stop before getting out of hand. But remember, think of the weather.It sucks.
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Sandie · 1 decade ago
Think about the politicians, they suck too
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Ugh God I know, they have Barack Obama, and we have David f/cking Cameron and Nick Clegg.
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Sandie · 1 decade ago
Don't forget Ed Miliband, it's like all the idiots joined up and went "yo guys lets ruin Britain"
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
AND ED BA/LLS
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Debbie_K · 1 decade ago
In my opinion the majority of the politicians suck...
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Sandie · 1 decade ago
Maybe it's like an illness- if you become a politician you instantly become an idiot
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Mariam* · 1 decade ago
Hahha, British people such as my self usually complain about not being American.. omg haha
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