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whenever i leave a store without buying anything
and i have a bag with me I'm always convinced that the owners will think I'm shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but I'm fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast

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whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have

34 faves · 1 comments · Jul 14, 2013 1:25pm

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Sandie · 1 decade ago
I thought I was the only one who did this
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