Two teenagers goin over 100 mph..
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging
me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two
people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that
halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but
he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would
die.