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In my next life,
I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling
better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold medal and
a party on your first day! You work for 40 years
until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You party, drink alchohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are ready for
high school. You then go to primary school,
become a kid, you play. You have no
responsibilities, you become a baby until you
are born. And then you spend your last 9
months floating in luxuries spa-like conditions
with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then you finish
off life as an orgasmm!

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