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okay, if i lived in america or somewhere else where there are heaps of Wittians, i would absolutely organize for a massive group of us to go out for coffee/see movies/go shopping once a week and we'd be in a massive group and look super cool and no one would know that we're actually a bunch of people from the internet who hardly ever leave their bedrooms.
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okay, if i lived in america or somewhere else where there are

150 faves · 35 comments · Jul 8, 2013 1:37am

BlackButterflies

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Breeze · 6 years ago
I love how all the non-Americans come commenting. Hahaha
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*escribo* · 6 years ago
Yeah... not a lot of wittians in North Carolina...
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CookieMonster09* · 6 years ago
I live in England but I could always pop to America :D
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Pesadilla · 6 years ago
same
turkish people just don't know any other sites either than twitter, fb and instagram ((AND INSTAGRAM IS BASICALLY NOT EVEN A SITE IT'S AN APP)) so i'm pretty much the only person from turkey on witty
woaa way to go
represent ur country
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
I will fly in from Canada just for this lol
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
You'll fly from Canada to see md
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
Yup!
And then we will get married and be make out buddies
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
I think you'd be my wife but sure
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
Will we have children?
Yur my husband ;)
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
Ya 2 kids a boy and a girl. There girls name is going to be hazel and the boys name is ganna be Augustus. No you don't get to decide
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
Okay!
We will have more children then that though :
Hazel (second youngest)
Augustus (oldest)
Eden (youngest)
William (second oldest)
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
No you don't get decisions. I really gtg. Ps Ik a bunch of people from Canada on this site
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
OMG give me user names
And Aidan I love you :D
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I* · 6 years ago
Can you guys get married in Taco Bell? (Bring some money,I'm hungry)
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*silvergirl* · 6 years ago
Sounds good!
*gives you tac-os*
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I* · 6 years ago
#godbless
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im_just_me · 6 years ago
i live in america and still i know no one here on witty that lives near me.
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FlagTwirler · 6 years ago
i live in America, and half of America doesn't even realize we're state.... Rhode Island
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GO2HELL · 6 years ago
ur a state!?!?! just kidding
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FlagTwirler · 6 years ago
lol

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im_just_me · 6 years ago
well everyone thinks we act like the people on jersey shore lmao
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
Omg I'm from New Jersey. Js lol
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im_just_me · 6 years ago
YAY !
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ginger08063 · 6 years ago
I live in south jersey wbu
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im_just_me · 6 years ago
me too !
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FlagTwirler · 6 years ago
we have ridiculous accents! even commercials poke fun at us

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GO2HELL · 6 years ago
Where do u live!?
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im_just_me · 6 years ago
NJ
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GO2HELL · 6 years ago
hmmmm.... ima few states away! im from illinois
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im_just_me · 6 years ago
yeah , like no one lives here .It makes me mad haha
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GO2HELL · 6 years ago
yeah same here lol!
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desperado* · 6 years ago
Literally one of my best friends lives about 15 minutes away and we go to the same places at the same times but we've never met lol
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ThatsSoMeee · 6 years ago
I am the only one from my country on witty from what i know. Something like this could never happen to me :)
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BlackButterflies · 6 years ago
same my friend, what country are you from?
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RosieGraceBlack · 6 years ago
makes me wish i lived in america
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