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  I'm convinced my cat wants to kill me.

  He likes to trip me going downstairs by laying across the top
  step in the dark.

  Where I went wrong:

  1. I got a black cat

  2. I brought home the terror that I call a dog

  ......

  Well, I'm dead

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I'm convinced my cat wants to kill me. He likes to trip me

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