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Me:*wakes up*
Me: Oh, wow, it's my birthday today.
Me: Guess I should go be productive and hang out with my family and friends...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Lolno
Me: *goes back to sleep*
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Me:*wakes up* Me: Oh, wow, it's my birthday today. Me: Guess

67 faves · 15 comments · Jul 3, 2013 6:41pm

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kowhyda*


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lol · true · birthday · lolno · screwyousocilization · funny

factsandstuff · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday! :)
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poodlelomein35 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha happy birthday!! :)
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sneekyninja · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday!!
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JustAnotherWittyGuy18 · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday!
Today is my sons birthday too!
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Thanks, and happy birthday to your son!
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heartofgold · 1 decade ago
Happy birthday... As your present I shall not kill you today :3
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Wow, thanks. Love you too T-T (lol, you'll probably kill me anyways)
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heartofgold · 1 decade ago
You always expect the worst in me...
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Well, considering the times you shoved me in Slender's forest and locked me out of Narnia, I'm going to expect the worst in you.
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heartofgold · 1 decade ago
Yes, but considering the amount of times I have helped you, you should also expect the best from me :3
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Well, I... uh... JUST FREAKIN' STOP BEATING ME IN EVERYTHING, GOD! XD

You should be glad that you're too sweet to hate T-T
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heartofgold · 1 decade ago
Aw hehe ^_^

I'm just so lovable :3
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SimpleGirl · 1 decade ago
I think this year I may literally ask my parents to get my 'unlimited computer time' as my gift. Hey, it's priceless right? ;D
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SimpleGirl · 1 decade ago
Oh, and Happy Birthday! Lol sorry that was a little rude ;p
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Aha, thanks. Omfg, I asked the same thing for my birthday. Mwahaha, they can't complain today ^-^
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