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Me Trying To Use The Bathroom
(emphasis on "trying") 
Me: Oh, man, I have to pee. *walks to bathroom*
Me: *checks behind shower curtian for murderers*
Me: *checks under sink for murderers*
Me: *checks ceiling for Spider-Man*
Me: *checks out window for murderers/Spider-Man*
Me: *gets distracted by shiny object (AKA hairbrush)*
Me: *brushes hair*
Me: *forgets what I was doing in the first place and leave*
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Me: Oh, man, I really have to pee.
 
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Me Trying To Use The Bathroom (emphasis on "trying")

36 faves · 2 comments · Jul 1, 2013 10:58pm

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funny · forgetfullness · urination

RosieGraceBlack · 1 decade ago
how do you forget what you're meant to be doing in the toilet? cute profile pic :)
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forgetmenotforever · 1 decade ago
I have really bad ADD, so I get distracted really quickly and forget what I'm doing. And thanks, I love Fairy Tail :)
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