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SON : 

Son : Hello Dad.
Dad : Hello Son.
Son : I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. Good Bye.
Dad : Good Bye , Son. I'm so proud of you. *tears of joy*

DAUGHTER  : 

Daughter : Hello Dad.
Dad : Hello Daughter.
Daughter :  I'm going out with my boyfriend tonight. Good Bye.
Dad : BOYFRIEND?! 
Dad : NO
Dad : YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED TO GO NEAR BOYS AGAIN
Dad : YOU'RE STAYING HOME,
Dad : NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM TO SULK AND EAT ICE CREAM AND CRY.

Dad logic. 

 
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