SON :
Son : Hello Dad.
Dad : Hello Son.
Son : I'm going out with my girlfriend
tonight. Good Bye.
Dad : Good Bye , Son. I'm so proud of
you. *tears of joy*
DAUGHTER :
Daughter : Hello Dad.
Dad : Hello Daughter.
Daughter : I'm going out with my
boyfriend tonight. Good Bye.
Dad : BOYFRIEND?!
Dad : NO
Dad : YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED TO GO NEAR
BOYS AGAIN
Dad : YOU'RE STAYING HOME,
Dad : NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM TO SULK AND EAT
ICE CREAM AND CRY.
Dad
logic.