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Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

21 faves · 63 comments · Jun 24, 2013 11:49am

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Cammie · 9 years ago
oh no..
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Pluto* · 9 years ago
The amount of comments on this is astounding. Here have another one.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
It is rather surprising, I had no idea of the passion provoked by cheese
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Pluto* · 9 years ago
I suppose so.
Cheese. It's an important factor, really.
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happiest* · 9 years ago
Oh Gosh http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6804071
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Too true
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cool_inside · 9 years ago
;)
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skylinesandturnstiles · 9 years ago
hi Jake, some cheese is really gross so I kinda feel the same way
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Eli123qwe · 9 years ago
we are fated.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
How so...
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AnaCastro196 · 9 years ago
I used to hate cheese on my burger but now I love it!
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Do you only eat it on burgers? I am glad you overcame this affliction, maybe someday I will also
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finding_nemo · 9 years ago
I was pleasantly surprised when the "Hi I'm Jake" wasn't followed by "Jake from State Farm"
Seriously though, that's a shame you don't like cheese.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I got told earlier by my cousin to put that as a post and did not because I have no idea who or what that is, now I regret not doing it.
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finding_nemo · 9 years ago
You don't know who that is!? From that State Farm commercial?
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I am from England, so no, what is it?
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finding_nemo · 9 years ago
Oh, that explains it.
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
That is actually brilliant!
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finding_nemo · 9 years ago
haha, I'm glad you like it!
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Kisses_In_The_Rain · 9 years ago
The only cheese I don't like is American cheese. Like, seriously, this is why China makes everything for us. American cheese smells and tastes so repulsive it's not even funny. Jeez America.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I wouldn't know the difference between any cheese so I can't say a lot about that but I would like to think that china makes everything for us for a different reason than that!
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Kisses_In_The_Rain · 9 years ago
Probably xD
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mynameBSarah · 9 years ago
I kinda like cheese, but sometimes it's just.. too cheesy. If that makes sense...
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
All cheese is too cheesy... I find sour cream and chive too cheesy
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mynameBSarah · 9 years ago
I've never had chive cheese.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
It's not cheese, just the combination smells and tastes cheesy
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mynameBSarah · 9 years ago
Oh. Well i feel stupid now...
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meow* · 9 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How can you not? Cheese is heavenly.. Like-like pizza and cheesecake!! *Faints* :)
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Because the taste and smell of it makes me vomit, failing that just wretch a little.
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meow* · 9 years ago
B-but its CHEESE! Hmmm oh well but cheese for the win :)
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littleshrimp · 9 years ago
if you really think about it, cheese is honestly disgusting.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
This is too true, The number of times I have put this forward in protest to the hatred I recieve is unbelievable.
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littleshrimp · 9 years ago
well people love their cheese haha
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dumb_blonde1998 · 9 years ago
I don't like cheese either!!!
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Then I am glad to have you here to help me promote awareness for anti cheese dislikers
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dumb_blonde1998 · 9 years ago
Glad to help promote awareness for cheese dislikers
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kristabff · 9 years ago
"I don't like cheese" aww that reminds me of phil
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lithium* · 9 years ago
krista i just
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kristabff · 9 years ago
rachael, do you understand how hard life is when any sentence that resembles something a youtuber said reminds me of youtube. i am literally reminded of youbtubers every 30 seconds
if you don't understand what i just said because i'm a terrible explainer: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6798307
do you understand how i feel
do you
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lithium* · 9 years ago
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/288/7/a/i_know_that_feel_bro_by_rober_raik-d4cxn5a.png http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jsj7QIR31rcphouo1_500.gif
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Who is this Phil?
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kristabff · 9 years ago
one of the best youtubers ever
his username is amazingphil (:
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
What does he do that is so amazing? Is it worth me seeking amazingphil out?
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kristabff · 9 years ago
Why don't you go and find out. He may only be appealing to a girl idk, i think he's adorable and so entertaining. If you watch him PLEASE watch his latest video 'phil the lion' omfg i died ;D
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IJustNeedLovee · 9 years ago
But....you like cheese cake!
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Nay, I love cheese Cheesecake! Especially of the Shakey Jake Cake variety
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IJustNeedLovee · 9 years ago
Ok, I understand x
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lovecrazy · 9 years ago
So like.. do you not eat pizza?
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
No I do not, unless its a cheeseless pizza, but, I maintain that is not really a Pizza.
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lovecrazy · 9 years ago
Dude, that's crazy. Good luck maintaining a cheeseless life.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Dude? are you american?
I have managed it up until now (with some incidents) so I think I will manage.
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lovecrazy · 9 years ago
Yeah, I am. Don't bring it up, I'm ashamed. I just don't understand.. cheese is so good (like on stuff) but uh that's great.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I dont think being American is something to be ashamed of. Cheese is amazing, If you like it, If you dont like it, It is the dining room equivilent of dog poo.
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lovecrazy · 9 years ago
What no. You can't just bring dog poo into a conversation about cheese. That's absolutely repulsive.
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princess21 · 9 years ago
hi jake i do like cheese :)
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I respect you for your honesty
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princess21 · 9 years ago
well thank i respect you too
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
Respect is coooooooooooooooool
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BravoSierra · 9 years ago
i'm from wisconsin. fúck you.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
That seems unnecessary, I did not choose this half life it was thrust upon me
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BravoSierra · 9 years ago
it's a tough situation to be in, but i know that you will come out stronger. we believe in you jake and your cheese-hating antics.
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Jakeisawesome · 9 years ago
I need everyone to know, I do not hate cheese, I just don't like the way it tastes, or smells. Thank you for your support it is the nice people of the Internet, like you, who help me make it through the day.
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