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16 faves · 2 comments · Jun 23, 2013 5:21pm

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LolaLori

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LolaLori · 1 decade ago
*phenomenal. God, I hate myself.
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
I MASTERED MY RIGHT SPLITS TWO DAYS AGO OMFG
you have no idea how proud i am
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