Sorry if
this is rather long, but these are my actual thoughts.
*Swimsuit shopping*
My mom: I'm going to go
look somewhere else. I'll text you when I'm on my way
back.
Me: Okay
Me:
Me: *Looking at swimsuits*
Me: *Five minutes later*
Me: SO MANY CHOICES
Me: Phew. Start at the begining.
Me: *Looks at ridiculous push up swimsuit
top*
Me: Hmmm there's a problem here.
Me: *Looks at extremely stylish, modern, not
sleasy swimsuit*
Price Tag: $67.00
Me: NOPE.
Me: *Goes to try on different, nice looking
swimsuit*
Me: *Looks in mirror*
Me: Ew. I've gotta work out.
I'll start tomorrow.
Me:
Me:
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one.
Me: I crack myself up.
Me: Excercise...funny.
Me: *Walks to checkout*
Me: *Insecurely stares at everyone around me*
Me: I'm being judged. *hisses*
Me: *Cries in mind* Don't judge meeeee
Me: You're judging.
Me: You don't even know me or my
story!
Me: I don't have a story... awkward.
Me: YOU ARE JUDGING ME BY MY
SWIMSUIT
Me: *Gets swimsuit*
Me: Done.
Me: Done with
humanity.
Sorry if this is rather long, but these are my actual thoughts.
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Jun 22, 2013 9:33pm
