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Fangirl: OMG!!! I LOOOVE JEFF THE KILLER LIKE SOOOOOO MUCH!
Me: Really?
Me: Do you want to meet him?
Fangirl: YES!
Me: Well alrighty then...
Me: *magically makes Jeff appear*
Fangirl: O-M-G! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!!!!!
Me: Jeff,
Jeff: Yeah?
Me: Do your stuff.
Fangirl: Wait, whaddya mean do your stu-
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP! *brutally murders*
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Fangirl: OMG!!! I LOOOVE JEFF THE KILLER LIKE SOOOOOO MUCH! Me:

9 faves · 6 comments · Jun 21, 2013 6:00pm

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joke · lol · fangirls · jeffthekiller · gotosleep · thisiswhatwouldhappenifsomeoneactuallymetjeff · youguysdorealizeyoufantasyaboutakillerright · funny

rosesummerfun9 · 1 decade ago
can i have tht power?i want him my friend O_O

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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Sure. I'm just going to have to ask you to sign this very safe and totally not haunted contract with your own blood ^-^
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*toxic waste* · 1 decade ago
who is jeff the killer
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
A creepypasta character.
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*toxic waste* · 1 decade ago
ohhh ive heard of those!
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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, they're pretty awesome.
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