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*At the water park*





Me: *Walks into line for tube slide*
Me: Looks at sign.
Sign: Warning, maximum weight for this ride is 400 pounds.
Me:
Me:
Sign:
Person next to me:
The lifeguard:
Puff The Magic Dragon:
Me:
Me:
*Walks away*





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