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me: doesn't party
me: doesn't drink
me: doesn't sleep around
me: doesn't get knocked up
me: stays past midnight maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something
parents: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY
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me: doesn't party me: doesn't drink me: doesn't sleep

23 faves · Jun 8, 2013 5:01am

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funny · true · sleep · parents · drink · party · midnight · upallnight

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