FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry...
REAL FRIENDS - Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could write a book about you

FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on your front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and say "I'm home"

FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up when you fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"

FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for awhile...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this