*In the car*
Dad: *driving* Oh my gosh, I almost ran over a turtle!
Me: TURN AROUND. I WANT TO KEEP IT.
Dad: You can't just do that Lauren. That's just taking it
out of its natural habitat! That's just like some stranger
picking you up off the street and keeping you!
Philip: yeah! He's probably going to go smoke some turtle
weed wih his friends! You'd ne ruining a good time for the
little guy!
Me and Dad: ....
