brother: do i have to wear my seat
belt?
me: no, i mean, if we get hit you'll
only get a few broken bones.
me: although the other car might be going
fast, but i'm sure you'll only be in coma for a
few days, or weeks.
me: or of course, you could end up dying
but you know, no need to put on your seat belt.
brother: *slowly puts on seatbelt*
