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One time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container.
so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues

 

 


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One time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar

96 faves · 5 comments · May 23, 2013 7:55pm

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funny · lol · mom · haha · sugar · vanilla

BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
i faved for saying it smelled like the"tears of jesus" lolol
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JustAnotherWittyGuy18 · 1 decade ago
Same thing happened to me T_T
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abigaail · 1 decade ago
haha c:
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Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! thats so funny!!!!! hahahahhahahahahaha
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RealGrandpaWitty · 1 decade ago
Smart woman. I'll have to try this on my grandkids.
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