For the Ladies: 19 CLUES FOR CALLING IT A
NIGHT
1. You have absolutely no idea
where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants
up in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's asp
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look
more like Tammy Baker than the goddess you were
just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00AM burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry
on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start
work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade
teacher
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. You've forgotten where
you live.
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the
cigarettes you've smoked,
because (as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only
smoke when you drink.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by
giving you just tonic, but
that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or
vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely
like pizza.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't
take this the wrong way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit
on it.
17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why
not!).
19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they
really want to.
so kids todays
lesson dont drink ever you just look stupid!
For the Ladies: 19 CLUES FOR CALLING IT A NIGHT 1. You have absolutely