The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for
lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I
get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated
burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own
★♡flying high♥☆* · 9 years ago
Corned beef?? What's the that? Its bacon and cabbage am I dunno what corned beef is