I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66) we decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him... She had spiked rainbow hair. She had this huge Mohawk. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept noticing him. When she finally had enough she sarcastically said "Ever do anything wild in your life, old man?" Without batting an eyelid he said, "I got stoned and f.ucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter."



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