*NEVER TRUST YOUR MOM!*
Me: Mom, remember when you promised you'd buy me
a new laptop today?
Mom: Yeah I'll get you it in just a
minute.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
*10,000,000,000 days later*
Me: Can I get it now?
Mom: Tomorrow.
Me: *Wait's 'till next day*
Mom: *Totally forgets*