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*NEVER TRUST YOUR MOM!*
Me: 
Mom, remember when you promised you'd buy me a new laptop today?
Mom: Yeah I'll get you it in just a minute.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
*10,000,000,000 days later*
Me:
Can I get it now?
Mom: Tomorrow.
Me: *Wait's 'till next day*
Mom: *Totally forgets*
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*NEVER TRUST YOUR MOM!* Me: Mom, remember when you promised you'd

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