Me and my friend prank
calling
friend: *asks serious question*
person: are you serious?
me: yeah
person: do you realize what time of night it is? get lost!
me: *singing* in a meadow! full of rainbows! and unicornz!
person: *probably making grumpy face on the other side of the
line*
me: you have a good night now.
person: *hangs up*