I'm not needy, and I
don't get jealous easily. It's just -
I love her.
You may say I'm crazy, but let me explain myself.
I could slap everyone who talks sh¡t about her.
She's awesome. But look, in some awkward way, I'm glad
some people don't like you.
It sounds like I am obsessed with you - wait, maybe that's
true, duh, but let's not forget what we're talking
'bout - and that means I don't want you to feel hurt.
Obviously. But when people don't like you - it's
simply easier. There's more of you for me to
love.