So a telemarketer called our house and this is how it went down...
him:"hello is mrs. mar here?"
me:*old lady voice* hey you! what did you do to those kitties?! huh?!"
him:" i dont think i understand but is mrs...
me:" help ive fallen and i cant get up!"
him:"would you like me to call the ambulance?"
me:"no I drank some milk so i am A-okay"
him: laughs
*hangs up*

lets just say i have weird calls with telemarketers