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Me: kiss if i'm wrong, but dinosaurs are still alive right?
Mom: no no no! no kissies for you! 
Bestfriend: (slaps me upside the head) you're such an idiot, you know them damn things died years agoooo. 
Me: (rubbing my now hurting head)
Mom: erin!! that wasnt nice.
Bestfriend: im sorry momma chris!
Me: Erin what was that for? girl you're a hoe!
Bestfriend: Oh shut the hell up, girl you know you deserved it!! thats right?!
Me and bestfriend: (look at my mom & bust out laughing)
Mom: what the f/ck just happened ? know what ? i dont even care yall are both ungrounded for my talent!


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Me: kiss if i'm wrong, but dinosaurs are still alive right?

5 faves · May 7, 2013 2:22pm

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