*Me hangin' with some friends*
Me: How was your day, rock?
Rock:
Me: She. did. WHAT?!?
Rock:
Me: And yours, peice of lint?
Lint:
Me: Why that sounds lovely!
Lint:
Me: What was that wilting petal? How was my day? Well,
wait for it. I went outside for a WHOLE. 30. SECONDS.
Lint, Rock, Petal:
Me: HABHAHARHGAHAHAHSA, oh rock, you're
hilarious!