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*period is late*
Me: What.
Me: I must be pregnant, that has to be what it is.
Me:
Me: But I haven't even had the sēx.
Me: …
Me: This can only mean one thing.
Me: I have been chosen to carry the Baby Jesus.
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*period is late* Me: What. Me: I must be pregnant, that has to

43 faves · 1 comments · May 5, 2013 11:05pm

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Loopy23 · 1 decade ago
Every. Single. Time. XD
I turn into Mary c;
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