if i were famous i would literally just tour around
the country without
telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night,
and i'd wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and
i'd walk up behind them and put my hands over their eyes and
say guess who and when they turned around it'd be me and
they'd be like omg and then i'd say "no one will
ever believe you" and i'd just sprint off into the
moonlight
