Me in the car:
Me: oh great.
Me: no you can't walk in front of my car
go find a crosswalk
Me: okay walk then.
Me: PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP GRANDMA
YOU'RE HOLDING UP TRAFFIC.
Me: thank god.
Me: mom if a freaking car pulls out in front
of you and almost hits us you lay on the fricken horn you don't
just sit there.
Me: A CAR ACCIDENT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE UP
THREE LANES.
Me: mom if you don't beep the horn in the
next five seconds im jumping out of the car you have to intimidate
those idiots
Me: "but honey its dangerous they get
distracted" WELL TOO BAD THEY'RE BAD DRIVERS ANYWAYS.
Me: HEY BIKERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED
THE BIKE LANE WHY DON'T YOU USE IT SOME TIME.
Me: oh god drivers from new york we're
all gonna die.
Me: A STOP SIGN IS NOT A RED LIGHT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES.
Me: are you texting while driving or are you
just a really bad driver.
Me: OH GREAT THREE NEW YORKERS.
Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MERGE.
Me: mom roll up the freaking windows do you
know how long it took me to do my hair I'm not having it
today.
Me: oh look the bus is picking someone up IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD PULL OVER INTO THE BREAK LANE
Me: hi grandpa and grandma gertrude GET OFF
THE ROAD.
Me: mom can I drive
Me in the car: Me: oh great. Me: no you can't walk in front
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