so the other day I was with my friend in the car with her little
sister.
we were driving in some super shady
area when her little sister yelled "LOOK ITS A
MURDER!"
we all got super freaked out and her mom drove back and was like
"Wheres the murder?!?!" you know, freaking out but
trying to hide it. then her little sister said "look
there! isn't it pretty?" and we all got really creeped
out. we were like "what? your a four year old little
girl, you aren't supposed to about murders, nonetheless think
their pretty!" but she kept pointing to nothing to we
eventually just ignored her and went on our way. about five
minutes later she said "its another murder! and another!
look at all those murders" we were all super
confused so we asked her what a murder was and she
replied,
"Its a words painted on a wall,
obviously."
we just stared at her for a solid two minutes and then burst out
laughing.
she thought graffitti was
"murder"
murder
MURDER